Showing posts with label Family jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Family jokes. Show all posts

Funny Stories 11 - Do not send wrong emails

This is one of the popular funny stories relevant to email

And it is truly one of the good fun stories and enjoys it...
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Once a couple was supposed to go on vacation together, but due to being on a business tour the wife could not accompany her husband. So the husband had to go alone. His wife would join him the following day.

After arriving at the destination he wanted to communicate with his wife through email. So he started to write an email. But being absent-minded he did a mistake and mistyped a letter while writing address. And the mail reached a widow whose husband was an aged preacher and had just died before a day.

The inconsolable widow thought to check her email, she opened her mail, had a look at the screen, let out a sharp shout, and chop down to the ground in a deadly pale.

The others of the family heard this shout and ran into the room. They found a note on the monitor:

Darling,

I got checked in. Everything has been prepared for your entrance tomorrow. Next Story

Funny stories 07 : The Birth Day Gift



This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
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mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.


The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”


Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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Funny Stories 06: How to sell a Vacuum cleaner



Short funny story of a salesman who tries to sell his products to anyone.
Ben Lee was a salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners. One
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week, the manager sent Ben into the countryside to sell.



He drove out of town and stopped at a farmhouse. He knocked on the door and the farmer’s wife opened it. Ben started into his speech immediately.

“Mam, how much time do you spend sweeping the floors? “

“A lot of time. This is a farm and things get dirty quickly.” said the woman.

“And how much time do you spend beating the carpets?” asked Ben.

“A lot of time. This house gets dusty and my dog also lays on them”

“Well” said Ben, “This is your lucky day.”



Ben showed her his vacuum cleaner and said,



“You can clean the house in 5 minutes with this!”



The farmer’s wife didn’t look interested.



Ben took out a big bag of dirt. He opened it and threw it all over the floor. The farmer’s

wife was very surprised. Before she could speak Ben said, “ Mam, if this machine doesn’t pick up every last piece of dirt, I will eat all of it!!!!!”



The farmer’s wife looked at Ben and said,



“WELL, I WILL GET YOU A SPOON.

WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.” 
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