Showing posts with label Silly stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly stories. Show all posts

Funny Sories 12 - Idiot Farmer who owns a Chicken farm

funny short stroy about Idiot farmerHi,  This is a too short and very sweet funny short story about farmer...you can read this beautiful story now.....

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens, to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lots had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

Funny Stories 11 - Do not send wrong emails

This is one of the popular funny stories relevant to email

And it is truly one of the good fun stories and enjoys it...
funny story about wrong email

Once a couple was supposed to go on vacation together, but due to being on a business tour the wife could not accompany her husband. So the husband had to go alone. His wife would join him the following day.

After arriving at the destination he wanted to communicate with his wife through email. So he started to write an email. But being absent-minded he did a mistake and mistyped a letter while writing address. And the mail reached a widow whose husband was an aged preacher and had just died before a day.

The inconsolable widow thought to check her email, she opened her mail, had a look at the screen, let out a sharp shout, and chop down to the ground in a deadly pale.

The others of the family heard this shout and ran into the room. They found a note on the monitor:

Darling,

I got checked in. Everything has been prepared for your entrance tomorrow. Next Story

Funny Stories 08 : Dog Bite

Funny Story of a homemade dog and a neighbor



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Kate Williams was very thirsty so He went into a cafe. There was an old woman in the cafe.
She was sitting near the door at a table. At her feet, under the table, there was a small dog.
Williams bought a glass of lemonade and some cookies. He sat down at the table next to the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Williams decided to be kind and talk to the old woman.
“It is very hot today.” He said.
“Yes, but it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman.
Williams looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.”
The woman answered, “Oh! Yes! He loves people.”
Williams wanted to give the dog a cookie. So He asked, “ Does your dog like cookies?”
“They are his favorite food.” said the old lady.
Williams was terribly afraid of dogs so He asked, “Does your dog bite?”
The old woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. He is even afraid of cats!”
Williams took a cookie in her hand and reached under the table. He put it near the dog’s mouth.
But the dog didn’t bite the cookie, He bit her hand! Williams jumped up, spilling her lemonade.
He screamed, “I thought you said, your dog didn’t bite.”
The old woman looked at Williams and then at the dog. Then she said,

“THAT’S NOT MY DOG!” 
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Funny stories 07 : The Birth Day Gift



This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
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mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.


The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”


Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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