Showing posts with label animal stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animal stories. Show all posts

Funny Sories 12 - Idiot Farmer who owns a Chicken farm

funny short stroy about Idiot farmerHi,  This is a too short and very sweet funny short story about farmer...you can read this beautiful story now.....

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens, to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lots had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

Funny stories 07 : The Birth Day Gift



This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
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mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.


The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”


Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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Bus Accident - No insurance

There was a horrible bus accident. Sadly, nobody survived the accident except a monkey that was on board and there have been no witnesses. The police try and investigate more however they get no results. At last, they fight to interrogate the monkey. The monkey looks to reply to their queries with gestures. Seeing that, they begin asking the queries.
The officer asks, 

"What were the people doing on the bus?" 

The monkey shakes his head in a very sad manner and starts dance around; which means the folks were dance and having fun. 

Donkey's day!

A man had  Donkey. One day this donkey speaks to his owner,

Donkey : "Now I have worked for you more than 20 years".

Man : So tell me, What do you want me to do?

Donkey : OK, I want a partner, can you find me a partner?

Then he realized that he needs to do something to make happy this bud.

Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit


Funny Rabbit story

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. 

One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.