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First Love (blonde jokes of the day )

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?"

Meaninig of dreams



A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

You can find many funny stories like this and hope you engage us in the future.

Pretty lady

A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won’t open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door..!!

Wife: Who is it ?

Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & says: Where are the flowers?

Drunk: Where is the pretty lady?