Showing posts with label father. Show all posts
Showing posts with label father. Show all posts

Funny Stories 17: You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids

Adult funny story

This is one of the adult funny stories, even though is it is considered to be a small story it is totally twisted. Enjoy the funny story.

Lady On Phone:
"Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."
Man Is Stunned and says:
"Oh my God!"
R U Jessica?
No.
Pamela?
No.
Anna?
No
Christina?
No.
Joella?
No.
Elissa?
No.
Lady in confusion:

"Sir, I am The Class Teacher Of Your Son."
Next Story

Funny stories 14: Catholic Dog (Funny short stories with a twist)

Dog funny storyMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for your puppy."