Showing posts with label fun stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun stories. Show all posts

Funny stories 18 - How to eat homemade Sandwiches in a restaurant

Funny lawyer story
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, 
the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' 
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

I hope you enjoy this story and get the point. There are many similar humorous stories like this and please check the next story. 

Funny stories 14: Catholic Dog (Funny short stories with a twist)

Dog funny storyMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for your puppy."

Funny Stories 13 - Letter to God (Do you fee the same in USA?)

Letter to god
One day A boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. Because he wanted to purchase a bicycle and he was not financed by his parents. He prayed for more than weeks but nothing happened.
Finally, he made a decision to write a letter to God asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of the USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they decided to send it to President Bush. He is the only well-known god at this time 

Funny Sories 12 - Idiot Farmer who owns a Chicken farm

funny short stroy about Idiot farmerHi,  This is a too short and very sweet funny short story about farmer...you can read this beautiful story now.....

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens, to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lots had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

Funny Stories 10 - My mom only had one eye

Don't get everything like a funny story. Spend your time reading such stories as below.

Usually, we post so many funny stories. But this time we thought to offer you some heartbreaking story, That is why the topic itself says that "This is not a funny story". This story is about a child and a one-eyed mother. It is really a heartbreaking short story. Read the full story below:

One eyed mom - Heartbreaking story
My mother was one-eyed. It was disgusting to me. I always felt embarrassment. My mother used to cook for the teachers and students to bear the expenses of our family.
Once my mother came to see me during the school period and I felt so uncomfortable. Why did she come at this moment? I neglected her. I hatefully looked at her and went away. Just after the day, a classmate asked me about the eye of my mother. I could say nothing but hide. I longed for her disappearance. That day I said to my mother, “If you always make me such a laughing stock, why can’t commit death?”
My mother replied nothing. I was so annoyed that I could not even think for a moment what actually I had told. I was unnoticed of her feelings. I needed to leave the house. I studied hard and finally had an opportunity to study abroad. Then there I had married. I purchased a new house. I had babies too. I was leading a happy life with my wife and kids. One day, suddenly my mom arrived to see me. She had missed me for long even she did never see my kids.
When she came in front of the door, my babies laughed at her and I threw my anger upon her for coming unexpectedly. I told angrily, “why have you come here to fright my kids, JUST GET LOST!!”          
She left the place silently.
 One day, I got a letter. It was about the school reunion. I wanted to go there. But I told my wife that I need to go on a business tour. When the reunion is over, I moved to the old hut out of inquisitiveness.
 One of my neighbors told that she had died. There was no single drop of tear in my eyes. They gave me a letter that my mother wanted to hand over to me. The letter read:
  
“My sweetheart,
I always think of you. I am extremely sorry that I went to your home and frightened your kids. I was really happy coming to know that you were participating in the reunion. But I might not be able to even rise from bed to see you. I’m regretful that I was an invariable discomfiture to you from your childhood.
Look, when you were so little, you committed a mishap, and lost one eye. As your mother, I could not believe to see that you would grow up with just one eye. I spent no time to give you mine. Now I feel so proud that my son can see the world for me.
My love is always with you.
Your mom.”     

Funny Stories 06: How to sell a Vacuum cleaner



Short funny story of a salesman who tries to sell his products to anyone.
Ben Lee was a salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners. One
good jokes not a dirty joke
week, the manager sent Ben into the countryside to sell.



He drove out of town and stopped at a farmhouse. He knocked on the door and the farmer’s wife opened it. Ben started into his speech immediately.

“Mam, how much time do you spend sweeping the floors? “

“A lot of time. This is a farm and things get dirty quickly.” said the woman.

“And how much time do you spend beating the carpets?” asked Ben.

“A lot of time. This house gets dusty and my dog also lays on them”

“Well” said Ben, “This is your lucky day.”



Ben showed her his vacuum cleaner and said,



“You can clean the house in 5 minutes with this!”



The farmer’s wife didn’t look interested.



Ben took out a big bag of dirt. He opened it and threw it all over the floor. The farmer’s

wife was very surprised. Before she could speak Ben said, “ Mam, if this machine doesn’t pick up every last piece of dirt, I will eat all of it!!!!!”



The farmer’s wife looked at Ben and said,



“WELL, I WILL GET YOU A SPOON.

WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.” 
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Funny Stories 03 - The Lawyer and the brand new Lexus


Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares a lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's
https://www.funnystories.club/2012/04/lawyer-in-hell.html
enjoy this new fun story.... :)

A  lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready
to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

See you next day with a new funny short story, Joke.... Next Story

Funny Stories 02: Lawyer In Hell

https://www.funnystories.club/2012/04/lawyer-in-hell.html This funny story is about a lawyer. Read the full story and enjoy.
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of warms infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

See you tomorrow with new fun story and you can enjoy our old stories and funny jokes as well. Next Story

Stupid Boy! (Funny teacher's Story)

Stupid boy short story
A brand new teacher had been working to make use of the children's mindsets programs. She
began the children's course and announcing that, "stand up boys who thinks that you are stupid"

After a couple of seconds, Little John stood upwards. The actual teacher stated, "Can you
think you are silly, Small John?"

History behind "Benares Hindu University"

funny short story about indian university

 Nice short story behind "Benares Hindu University"

Madan Mohan Malviya was trying to build a good university; he had to overcome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination to start the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not get disheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people and traders to collect donations. He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, 'How dare you come to me for funds... that too for a Hindu university?' he roared with anger and took off his footwear and flung it at Malviya. Malviya picked up the footwear and left silently.

I no come work today!!! - (Another Chinese funny story)

funny story | I no come work todayHung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Mak
es everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what Yousay and I feel Great. I be at work soon........by the way,you got really a nice house'!!! more stories

Jailed due to Shopping

Jailed due to shopping
It was nice Christmas day and the Judge was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner, "Why you were subjected to this penalty and come here in such a day?"

"Sir, This is due to my early Christmas shopping", Prisoner replied.

"There is no fault doing that, It is so unfair", judge shouted. "Let me know how early were you doing this shopping?"

"Sir unfortunately I did this before the store opened."

Divert ur Ship!!!!!!


This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Sherlock Holmes camping trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

Before and after Marriage

What happen Before and After marriage. Read the conversation :)

He : Yes. It is enough now. How difficult I was staying such long time.

She: Why? Do you ask me to give up this?

He: No, Dont even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Why not? Thousand times, even more.

She: Did you ever cheat me?

Divorce Case

Oneday woman needs to get divorce from his husband and she filed a divorce case. Finally advocate decided to finish this like this:

 Advocate: Ok. I have considered all the evidences and finally I decided to give her 500$ per month as a beneficiary. Do you have anything to tell regarding this final decision? Advocate asked from man. 

presidents candle dinner

One day president and his wife sat for the dinner and suddenly realized that power was gone. fortunately there was a candle on the dining table and they lit up the candle and continue their dinner. 

Presidents wife : "It's too warmth here! "
President : "Wait I will witch on the fan" .

First Love (blonde jokes of the day )

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?"

Donkey's day!

A man had  Donkey. One day this donkey speaks to his owner,

Donkey : "Now I have worked for you more than 20 years".

Man : So tell me, What do you want me to do?

Donkey : OK, I want a partner, can you find me a partner?

Then he realized that he needs to do something to make happy this bud.

Three Babies of Old man

There was a 70 year- old man that married a 19 year lady. After 1 year back
woman had a nice baby and the doctor jumped out and shout to the old
man that he was a great father of a 9lb 5oz baby girl. Suddenly old man replied,
“This old motor is still running well.”
Next year old man's wife had another baby and the doctor came out and
told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 4oz baby boy.