Showing posts with label fun story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun story. Show all posts

Funny Stories 04 - American Architect

Sure you would like this funny story as well like my other stories.
One Sunday, an architect visited Seoul, Korea. He was there for a conference but had all
story of the day: America vs Korea

Sunday to explore the city. He decided to take a taxi around the city and see lots of sites.
He paid the taxi driver $100 and said, “Take me around Seoul and show me all the sites”
The taxi driver was very happy for the business and started driving. Immediately, they saw a
big, beautiful palace.


The architect said in a loud voice (for he was from Texas). “What is the building?”
The taxi driver said, “That is Gyeongbokgung. It took almost 20 years to build!


“Ah, that’s nothing” replied the American. “We could build that in a year in America.


The driver continued driving. Suddenly the Texan saw a large domed building. He asked,
“What building is that?” The taxi driver said, “That is the National Assembly, it is the largest
in Asia.”


The architect replied, “Ah, that’s nothing. Back home, we could build that in a few weeks!”


The taxi driver continued driving. They passed a very high, gold building that shimmered
in the sun. The architect jumped up in his seat and screamed, “Oh my god! What building is
that?”


The taxi driver looked back at him and shook his head.
He said, 

“I DON’T KNOW. IT WASN’T THERE THIS MORNING!”

So, We will meet again with a nice and fruitful funny story next time.Next Story

Funny stories 01 : Onions and Garlic

 A nice funny story of two brothers who got their luck by doing simple things. Let's look at
Garlic and Onion cartoon
their story.

Long ago there lived two brothers. Joshua and Eli. They lived on a farm and were very poor.
Joshua worked hard ever day. Eli was lazy and didn’t like to work.
 
One day, Joshua heard of a kingdom far away. This kingdom didn’t have onions! Hmmm,
thought Joshua. If I could sell them onions, they’d pay a lot of money! He asked to see the king and was granted an audience. Joshua told the king about the onions and the king was curious. He invited Joshua to make a big feast with many dishes prepared with onions.

That evening, the king and his guests tasted the dishes. Everyone agreed, the onion made
everything taste so much better! The king smiled from ear to ear. He said to Joshua, “These
onions are the most precious thing in my kingdom. In return for them, I will give you their
equal weight in the most precious thing I have – diamonds.” Joshua was instantly rich and
returned to his village with a wagon full of diamonds.

Joshua shared his wealth but his brother Eli was still very jealous. He asked Joshua if this
kingdom has garlic. Joshua thought and said, “In fact, they don’t have any garlic.”
Hmmm, thought Eli. If I could sell them garlic, I’d be very rich indeed. Garlic is much
tastier than onions.

Eli traveled to the kingdom as his brother had done. Just like Joshua, he got an audience with the king and made a feast. And just like Joshua, the king declared garlic the most precious thing in his kingdom. It was a big hit! The king said, “ I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing in my kingdom.”
 
Here you are – Onions!

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The important things in life

This is not really a funny story, but there many things you can grab from this story. continue reading....

A professor of philosophy was standing before his classroom with some stuff on the table. After the class started, without saying anything he picked up a big and vacant mayonnaise jar. He began to fill the jar with rocks. The diameter of the rocks was about two inches.   
He said to the students, “Is the jar full with rocks?” The students answered in the affirmative.
Then the professor took another box filled with pebbles. He poured them into the mayonnaise jar. Then he shook it calmly. The pebbles undoubtedly rolled into open spaces between the rocks. He again asked the pupils whether the jar was fulfilled. The students agreed.       
The professor then took a pot of sand. He poured the sand into the mayonnaise jar again. Certainly the sand covered every gap in the jar.

Once more he asked the students whether that jar was full. The students boldly answered in the affirmative sign.  
Then the professor told the students that he wanted them to compare the jar with their life. The rocks are considered as the most significant things – their family, health, partner, and children. These are the things that can make life full though everything else was lost from their life. 
The pebbles were the other stuff that indicated job, car, house etc. And the sand was everything else.
The professor continued, “If you keep the sand in the jar at first, there remains no space for the rocks or pebbles. The same happens in your life”.
If all time and energy is spent on silly things, then you never have the accommodation for the important ones. So you must be attentive to the stuff those are significant to your contentment.  
So firstly think of the things by steps in accordance with the priority to make your life full of happiness. 

I Know the entire truth!

Father and son funnyIn class, a child is told through the schoolmate that many adults tend to be concealing at

 very lowest a single dark secret, and that this makes this super easy to blackmail
All of these simply tell that, “I know the entire truth”, although though you don't know
Anything.
The actual child determines to go home and check out it out. While he will be welcomed simply by simply his Mom at the front end doorway he admits that, you know, “I know the entire truth.”

America vs. Russia

Praying man
The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."