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Funny Stories 03 - The Lawyer and the brand new Lexus


Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares a lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's
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enjoy this new fun story.... :)

A  lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready
to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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Funny Stories 02: Lawyer In Hell

https://www.funnystories.club/2012/04/lawyer-in-hell.html This funny story is about a lawyer. Read the full story and enjoy.
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of warms infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business
Honest lawyer
kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."