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Williams was very thirsty so He went into a cafe. There was an old woman in the
sitting near the door at a table. At her feet, under the table, there was a
bought a glass of lemonade and some cookies. He sat down at the table next to
the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Williams decided
to be kind and talk to the old woman.
very hot today.” He said.
it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman.
looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.”
answered, “Oh! Yes! He loves people.”
wanted to give the dog a cookie. So He asked, “ Does your dog like cookies?”
his favorite food.” said the old lady.
was terribly afraid of dogs so He asked, “Does your dog bite?”
woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. He is even afraid of cats!”
took a cookie in her hand and reached under the table. He put it near the dog’s
dog didn’t bite the cookie, He bit her hand! Williams jumped up, spilling her
screamed, “I thought you said, your dog didn’t bite.”
woman looked at Williams and then at the dog. Then she said,
This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother
a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something.
So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got
an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my
mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”
The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough.
She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.
The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent
it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you
your birthday gift.”
Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!” Next Story
A nice ghost story of sailors who sail over the world. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were traveling in a boat from France to
Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. No boat came to rescue them. They were very unhappy. “We will have to live here forever.” said the Englishman. “ We will have to eat bananas every day.” said the German. “We will never see our families again.” said the Frenchman. One day, while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out came a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was inside for 500 years! Now I am free. I will give you each one wish.” The German said, “I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage and singing songs in the stadium.” “POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The German was back in Germany. The Frenchman said, “I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating cheese, drinking wine.” “POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The Frenchman was back in France. The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, “Hurry up! I want to enjoy my freedom.” The Englishman thought for a moment and said, “I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back my two friends?” “Poof”, the German and the Frenchman were back on the island. Next Story
Sure you would like this funny story as well like my other stories. One Sunday, an architect visited Seoul, Korea. He was there for a conference but had all
Sunday to explore the city. He decided to take a taxi around the city and see lots of sites. He paid the taxi driver $100 and said, “Take me around Seoul and show me all the sites” The taxi driver was very happy for the business and started driving. Immediately, they saw a big, beautiful palace. The architect said in a loud voice (for he was from Texas). “What is the building?” The taxi driver said, “That is Gyeongbokgung. It took almost 20 years to build! “Ah, that’s nothing” replied the American. “We could build that in a year in America. The driver continued driving. Suddenly the Texan saw a large domed building. He asked, “What building is that?” The taxi driver said, “That is the National Assembly, it is the largest in Asia.” The architect replied, “Ah, that’s nothing. Back home, we could build that in a few weeks!” The taxi driver continued driving. They passed a very high, gold building that shimmered in the sun. The architect jumped up in his seat and screamed, “Oh my god! What building is that?” The taxi driver looked back at him and shook his head. He said, “I DON’T KNOW. IT WASN’T THERE THIS MORNING!”
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Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares a lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's
enjoy this new fun story.... :)
A lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"
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This funny story is about a lawyer. Read the full story and enjoy. Alawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said. In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second." In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third." In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of warms infested garbage, all drinking coffee. "I'll choose this room," he said. Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him. Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."
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A nice funny story of two brothers who got their luck by doing simple things. Let's look at
Long ago there lived two brothers. Joshua and Eli. They lived on a farm and were very poor. Joshua worked hard ever day. Eli was lazy and didn’t like to work.
One day, Joshua heard of a kingdom far away. This kingdom didn’t have onions! Hmmm, thought Joshua. If I could sell them onions, they’d pay a lot of money! He asked to see the king and was granted an audience. Joshua told the king about the onions and the king was curious. He invited Joshua to make a big feast with many dishes prepared with onions.
That evening, the king and his guests tasted the dishes. Everyone agreed, the onion made everything taste so much better! The king smiled from ear to ear. He said to Joshua, “These onions are the most precious thing in my kingdom. In return for them, I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing I have – diamonds.” Joshua was instantly rich and returned to his village with a wagon full of diamonds.
Joshua shared his wealth but his brother Eli was still very jealous. He asked Joshua if this kingdom has garlic. Joshua thought and said, “In fact, they don’t have any garlic.” Hmmm, thought Eli. If I could sell them garlic, I’d be very rich indeed. Garlic is much tastier than onions.
Eli traveled to the kingdom as his brother had done. Just like Joshua, he got an audience with the king and made a feast. And just like Joshua, the king declared garlic the most precious thing in his kingdom. It was a big hit! The king said, “ I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing in my kingdom.”
Here you are – Onions!
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