Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts

Funny stories 18 - How to eat homemade Sandwiches in a restaurant

Funny lawyer story
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, 
the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' 
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

I hope you enjoy this story and get the point. There are many similar humorous stories like this and please check the next story. 

Funny stories 14: Catholic Dog (Funny short stories with a twist)

Dog funny storyMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for your puppy."

Funny Stories 13 - Letter to God (Do you fee the same in USA?)

Letter to god
One day A boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. Because he wanted to purchase a bicycle and he was not financed by his parents. He prayed for more than weeks but nothing happened.
Finally, he made a decision to write a letter to God asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of the USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they decided to send it to President Bush. He is the only well-known god at this time 

Funny Sories 12 - Idiot Farmer who owns a Chicken farm

funny short stroy about Idiot farmerHi,  This is a too short and very sweet funny short story about farmer...you can read this beautiful story now.....

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens, to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lots had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

Funny Stories 11 - Do not send wrong emails

This is one of the popular funny stories relevant to email

And it is truly one of the good fun stories and enjoys it...
funny story about wrong email

Once a couple was supposed to go on vacation together, but due to being on a business tour the wife could not accompany her husband. So the husband had to go alone. His wife would join him the following day.

After arriving at the destination he wanted to communicate with his wife through email. So he started to write an email. But being absent-minded he did a mistake and mistyped a letter while writing address. And the mail reached a widow whose husband was an aged preacher and had just died before a day.

The inconsolable widow thought to check her email, she opened her mail, had a look at the screen, let out a sharp shout, and chop down to the ground in a deadly pale.

The others of the family heard this shout and ran into the room. They found a note on the monitor:

Darling,

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Funny Stories 10 - My mom only had one eye

Don't get everything like a funny story. Spend your time reading such stories as below.

Usually, we post so many funny stories. But this time we thought to offer you some heartbreaking story, That is why the topic itself says that "This is not a funny story". This story is about a child and a one-eyed mother. It is really a heartbreaking short story. Read the full story below:

One eyed mom - Heartbreaking story
My mother was one-eyed. It was disgusting to me. I always felt embarrassment. My mother used to cook for the teachers and students to bear the expenses of our family.
Once my mother came to see me during the school period and I felt so uncomfortable. Why did she come at this moment? I neglected her. I hatefully looked at her and went away. Just after the day, a classmate asked me about the eye of my mother. I could say nothing but hide. I longed for her disappearance. That day I said to my mother, “If you always make me such a laughing stock, why can’t commit death?”
My mother replied nothing. I was so annoyed that I could not even think for a moment what actually I had told. I was unnoticed of her feelings. I needed to leave the house. I studied hard and finally had an opportunity to study abroad. Then there I had married. I purchased a new house. I had babies too. I was leading a happy life with my wife and kids. One day, suddenly my mom arrived to see me. She had missed me for long even she did never see my kids.
When she came in front of the door, my babies laughed at her and I threw my anger upon her for coming unexpectedly. I told angrily, “why have you come here to fright my kids, JUST GET LOST!!”          
She left the place silently.
 One day, I got a letter. It was about the school reunion. I wanted to go there. But I told my wife that I need to go on a business tour. When the reunion is over, I moved to the old hut out of inquisitiveness.
 One of my neighbors told that she had died. There was no single drop of tear in my eyes. They gave me a letter that my mother wanted to hand over to me. The letter read:
  
“My sweetheart,
I always think of you. I am extremely sorry that I went to your home and frightened your kids. I was really happy coming to know that you were participating in the reunion. But I might not be able to even rise from bed to see you. I’m regretful that I was an invariable discomfiture to you from your childhood.
Look, when you were so little, you committed a mishap, and lost one eye. As your mother, I could not believe to see that you would grow up with just one eye. I spent no time to give you mine. Now I feel so proud that my son can see the world for me.
My love is always with you.
Your mom.”     

Funny Stories 09- A Religious Bear Hunter

This is one of the Funny bear stories...
Bear stories

A man went out for hunting. He loved to hunt only bears. As the man trudged across the jungle searching for the bears, he got upon a big and sheer hill. As he thought that there might be bear on the other part of the mount, so he climbed up the sheer predispose and, just as he was pulling himself up over the previous projection of rocks, an enormous bear met him.

Violently the bear roared. It made the man so frightened that he could not keep the balance. He chopped down the mount with the bear close behind. As he fell down the mount, he mislaid his arms. When he lastly blocked at the base, he realized that his leg had been broken. Escape was not possible. So he (who was not religious at all) prayed, “God, if you turn this bear into Christian I would be glad with what you grant me for the future of my life.”  

The  bear was no more than three feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks... looked up to the heavens  quizzically... and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, "O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake."

Funny Stories 08 : Dog Bite

Funny Story of a homemade dog and a neighbor



It is the funniest of the daty
Kate Williams was very thirsty so He went into a cafe. There was an old woman in the cafe.
She was sitting near the door at a table. At her feet, under the table, there was a small dog.
Williams bought a glass of lemonade and some cookies. He sat down at the table next to the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Williams decided to be kind and talk to the old woman.
“It is very hot today.” He said.
“Yes, but it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman.
Williams looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.”
The woman answered, “Oh! Yes! He loves people.”
Williams wanted to give the dog a cookie. So He asked, “ Does your dog like cookies?”
“They are his favorite food.” said the old lady.
Williams was terribly afraid of dogs so He asked, “Does your dog bite?”
The old woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. He is even afraid of cats!”
Williams took a cookie in her hand and reached under the table. He put it near the dog’s mouth.
But the dog didn’t bite the cookie, He bit her hand! Williams jumped up, spilling her lemonade.
He screamed, “I thought you said, your dog didn’t bite.”
The old woman looked at Williams and then at the dog. Then she said,

“THAT’S NOT MY DOG!” 
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