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How to write funny stories for kids?

Writing a funny kid's story is not rocket science. Let's discuss this way.

In your childhood, you may be asked to write a small essay about some funny events you
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experienced. Suddenly, you may get confused and have no idea what to write. At the same time, what happens if you were asked to write a funny story for kids. It is something extraordinary. It is true that even though many funny stories are available for viewers, writing a funny story for a kid is a bit challenging. Because you need to get their attention to the story and expect a happy moment or joyous at the end of the story. Therefore it is considered to be a challenging task.
But you can think of the below tips and I will bet you that you can be a good funny story writer for kids in the future.

Point 01: Think about yourself and build a story from your own experience

First, you need to grab something from your past experience. The enjoyable moments you experienced in your childhood when you were considered as a kid. What kind of stories you heard those days which make you laugh. Sometimes you may be used to do funny activities as a kid which makes others laugh. In this step, you can narrate a story based on your experience in the kid's age.

Point 02: Funny kid's TV programs are good benchmarks

You may be seen that kids funny cartoons like Seasame Street, Arthur, The Flintstones and
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Spongebob square pants. These cartoon programs were very popular among kids in 90's. Why they were so popular funny stories among kids? Answer for this will give you a good hint or beginning to your story. Especially these stories are eye-catching and totally capture the attention of kids because of the characters, these characters are not usual. So children who watch cartoons find specialty out of other television programs. Therefore, it may be useful for you if you include a special role character.   

Point 03: Let them think

Asking a question from a kid is funny. I think you may experience when you talk to a small kid. Since they do not have a maturity or hands-on experience about life they try to think deeply even though our question is a silly one. Therefore, you can allow them to think while asking some tactical questions. It is scientifically proved that 80-90% of kids stay with funny stories when you ask questions that can not be easily answered. For example, you can ask why deer has spots in their bodies? You can create a small story, sometimes it may be a fairy tale. But at the end of the story, you need to end it in a funny way. So do not forget that you are writing a funny story for kids.

Point 04: Exaggerate the story and put some salt and pepper

When you write the story do not use statement is a simple manner. Instead, you can exaggerate the story by expanding them with funny events. For example, you can simply say "He was screaming" but once you expand it "He was screaming like hatching an egg by an Old hence". 

Point 05: Repeat the funny events in your kid's story

Researches found that when something repeats more than 3 times it grabs the attention of the audience and becomes an insider of that story. Though you write a short funny story or funny kid's story you can practice this. It makes progressive laughing of viewers either kids or adults this is true.

Points 06: Make the story shorter

I am quite sure that no one likes to read long stories even though they know that it is going to make them laugh. Especially the children at a young age are lazy readers and easily fed up with reading. Funny stories for kids should be always short and sweer, having simple English. You can include some graphical contents like cartoon pictures for your story. 

I hope that the above tips may use in order to write a proper kid's friendly funny story. Please make sure that first, you make a draft and later do corrections to refine the best outcome. Either adult or kids funny story it should make laugh and your responsibility is to create a story that makes them laugh. 

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Funny Stories 09- A Religious Bear Hunter

This is one of the Funny bear stories...
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A man went out for hunting. He loved to hunt only bears. As the man trudged across the jungle searching for the bears, he got upon a big and sheer hill. As he thought that there might be bear on the other part of the mount, so he climbed up the sheer predispose and, just as he was pulling himself up over the previous projection of rocks, an enormous bear met him.

Violently the bear roared. It made the man so frightened that he could not keep the balance. He chopped down the mount with the bear close behind. As he fell down the mount, he mislaid his arms. When he lastly blocked at the base, he realized that his leg had been broken. Escape was not possible. So he (who was not religious at all) prayed, “God, if you turn this bear into Christian I would be glad with what you grant me for the future of my life.”  

The  bear was no more than three feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks... looked up to the heavens  quizzically... and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, "O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake."

Funny stories 07 : The Birth Day Gift



This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
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mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.


The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”


Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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Funny Stories 05 - Ghost Story - The Genie

A nice ghost story of sailors who sail over the world. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were traveling in a boat from France to
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Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. 


There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. No boat came to rescue
them. They were very unhappy.


“We will have to live here forever.” said the Englishman.
“ We will have to eat bananas every day.” said the German.
“We will never see our families again.” said the Frenchman.


One day, while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out
came a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was inside for
500 years! Now I am free. I will give you each one wish.”


The German said, “I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage
and singing songs in the stadium.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The German was back in Germany.
The Frenchman said, “I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating
cheese, drinking wine.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The Frenchman was back in France.
The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, “Hurry up! I want to enjoy my
freedom.”


The Englishman thought for a moment and said, “I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back
my two friends?”
“Poof”, the German and the Frenchman were back on the island. Next Story

Funny stories 01 : Onions and Garlic

 A nice funny story of two brothers who got their luck by doing simple things. Let's look at
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their story.

Long ago there lived two brothers. Joshua and Eli. They lived on a farm and were very poor.
Joshua worked hard ever day. Eli was lazy and didn’t like to work.
 
One day, Joshua heard of a kingdom far away. This kingdom didn’t have onions! Hmmm,
thought Joshua. If I could sell them onions, they’d pay a lot of money! He asked to see the king and was granted an audience. Joshua told the king about the onions and the king was curious. He invited Joshua to make a big feast with many dishes prepared with onions.

That evening, the king and his guests tasted the dishes. Everyone agreed, the onion made
everything taste so much better! The king smiled from ear to ear. He said to Joshua, “These
onions are the most precious thing in my kingdom. In return for them, I will give you their
equal weight in the most precious thing I have – diamonds.” Joshua was instantly rich and
returned to his village with a wagon full of diamonds.

Joshua shared his wealth but his brother Eli was still very jealous. He asked Joshua if this
kingdom has garlic. Joshua thought and said, “In fact, they don’t have any garlic.”
Hmmm, thought Eli. If I could sell them garlic, I’d be very rich indeed. Garlic is much
tastier than onions.

Eli traveled to the kingdom as his brother had done. Just like Joshua, he got an audience with the king and made a feast. And just like Joshua, the king declared garlic the most precious thing in his kingdom. It was a big hit! The king said, “ I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing in my kingdom.”
 
Here you are – Onions!

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Stupid Boy! (Funny teacher's Story)

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A brand new teacher had been working to make use of the children's mindsets programs. She
began the children's course and announcing that, "stand up boys who thinks that you are stupid"

After a couple of seconds, Little John stood upwards. The actual teacher stated, "Can you
think you are silly, Small John?"

History behind "Benares Hindu University"

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 Nice short story behind "Benares Hindu University"

Madan Mohan Malviya was trying to build a good university; he had to overcome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination to start the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not get disheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people and traders to collect donations. He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, 'How dare you come to me for funds... that too for a Hindu university?' he roared with anger and took off his footwear and flung it at Malviya. Malviya picked up the footwear and left silently.

How to get married Bill Gates daughter - (Funny Story about Bill gates)

Bill Gates funny storyFather : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" 


Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.."

Son : "Well, in that case.....ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates. 

Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok" 

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. 

I no come work today!!! - (Another Chinese funny story)

funny story | I no come work todayHung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Mak
es everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what Yousay and I feel Great. I be at work soon........by the way,you got really a nice house'!!! more stories

I Know the entire truth!

Father and son funnyIn class, a child is told through the schoolmate that many adults tend to be concealing at

 very lowest a single dark secret, and that this makes this super easy to blackmail
All of these simply tell that, “I know the entire truth”, although though you don't know
Anything.
The actual child determines to go home and check out it out. While he will be welcomed simply by simply his Mom at the front end doorway he admits that, you know, “I know the entire truth.”

Before and after Marriage

What happen Before and After marriage. Read the conversation :)

He : Yes. It is enough now. How difficult I was staying such long time.

She: Why? Do you ask me to give up this?

He: No, Dont even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Why not? Thousand times, even more.

She: Did you ever cheat me?

Divorce Case

Oneday woman needs to get divorce from his husband and she filed a divorce case. Finally advocate decided to finish this like this:

 Advocate: Ok. I have considered all the evidences and finally I decided to give her 500$ per month as a beneficiary. Do you have anything to tell regarding this final decision? Advocate asked from man. 

presidents candle dinner

One day president and his wife sat for the dinner and suddenly realized that power was gone. fortunately there was a candle on the dining table and they lit up the candle and continue their dinner. 

Presidents wife : "It's too warmth here! "
President : "Wait I will witch on the fan" .

First Love (blonde jokes of the day )

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?"

Donkey's day!

A man had  Donkey. One day this donkey speaks to his owner,

Donkey : "Now I have worked for you more than 20 years".

Man : So tell me, What do you want me to do?

Donkey : OK, I want a partner, can you find me a partner?

Then he realized that he needs to do something to make happy this bud.

Three Babies of Old man

There was a 70 year- old man that married a 19 year lady. After 1 year back
woman had a nice baby and the doctor jumped out and shout to the old
man that he was a great father of a 9lb 5oz baby girl. Suddenly old man replied,
“This old motor is still running well.”
Next year old man's wife had another baby and the doctor came out and
told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 4oz baby boy.

The smart way to catch Burglars

The Burglar

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied "No" and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Meaninig of dreams



A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

You can find many funny stories like this and hope you engage us in the future.

Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business
Honest lawyer
kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

God loves drunk people too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too.”
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing " replied the drunk. (* Drunkard need gentle push to start the swung)