Showing posts with label god stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label god stories. Show all posts

Funny Stories 13 - Letter to God (Do you fee the same in USA?)

Letter to god
One day A boy wanted One hundred dollars terribly. Because he wanted to purchase a bicycle and he was not financed by his parents. He prayed for more than weeks but nothing happened.
Finally, he made a decision to write a letter to God asking a One hundred dollar. Once the postal authority of the USA realized that someone has addressed his letter to God, they decided to send it to President Bush. He is the only well-known god at this time 

God loves drunk people too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too.”
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing " replied the drunk. (* Drunkard need gentle push to start the swung)