Showing posts with label kids stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids stories. Show all posts

Funny stories 07 : The Birth Day Gift



This funny story is about a woman who desired to purchase her mother a birthday gift. She did not know what to buy her
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mum. She only had 1 day to buy her mother something. So she went for shopping. Once she visit near the pet shop. She suddenly got an idea and thought herself, “What a fantastic idea for a present! Since my mother so lonely, she may have a good time with a pet.”

The woman walks into the shop and noticed so many wonderful animals, Cute mice, fluffy cats,
gold fish, Puppy dogs. But the woman did not think these were special enough. She asked the
shopkeeper if he has a pet that is really special.


The shopkeeper thought for a while and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $1,000”
“I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Korean , Chinese, French, German,
Russian, English and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by courier to her mother,
so she would get it the next day.
The next day after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like
your birthday gift.”


Her mum replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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Funny Stories 06: How to sell a Vacuum cleaner



Short funny story of a salesman who tries to sell his products to anyone.
Ben Lee was a salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners. One
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week, the manager sent Ben into the countryside to sell.



He drove out of town and stopped at a farmhouse. He knocked on the door and the farmer’s wife opened it. Ben started into his speech immediately.

“Mam, how much time do you spend sweeping the floors? “

“A lot of time. This is a farm and things get dirty quickly.” said the woman.

“And how much time do you spend beating the carpets?” asked Ben.

“A lot of time. This house gets dusty and my dog also lays on them”

“Well” said Ben, “This is your lucky day.”



Ben showed her his vacuum cleaner and said,



“You can clean the house in 5 minutes with this!”



The farmer’s wife didn’t look interested.



Ben took out a big bag of dirt. He opened it and threw it all over the floor. The farmer’s

wife was very surprised. Before she could speak Ben said, “ Mam, if this machine doesn’t pick up every last piece of dirt, I will eat all of it!!!!!”



The farmer’s wife looked at Ben and said,



“WELL, I WILL GET YOU A SPOON.

WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.” 
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Funny Stories 05 - Ghost Story - The Genie

A nice ghost story of sailors who sail over the world. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were traveling in a boat from France to
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Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. 


There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. No boat came to rescue
them. They were very unhappy.


“We will have to live here forever.” said the Englishman.
“ We will have to eat bananas every day.” said the German.
“We will never see our families again.” said the Frenchman.


One day, while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out
came a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was inside for
500 years! Now I am free. I will give you each one wish.”


The German said, “I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage
and singing songs in the stadium.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The German was back in Germany.
The Frenchman said, “I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating
cheese, drinking wine.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The Frenchman was back in France.
The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, “Hurry up! I want to enjoy my
freedom.”


The Englishman thought for a moment and said, “I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back
my two friends?”
“Poof”, the German and the Frenchman were back on the island. Next Story