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Funny stories 18 - How to eat homemade Sandwiches in a restaurant

Funny lawyer story
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, 
the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' 
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

I hope you enjoy this story and get the point. There are many similar humorous stories like this and please check the next story. 

Funny Stories 03 - The Lawyer and the brand new Lexus


Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares a lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's
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A  lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready
to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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Funny Stories 02: Lawyer In Hell

https://www.funnystories.club/2012/04/lawyer-in-hell.html This funny story is about a lawyer. Read the full story and enjoy.
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of warms infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

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Jailed due to Shopping

Jailed due to shopping
It was nice Christmas day and the Judge was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner, "Why you were subjected to this penalty and come here in such a day?"

"Sir, This is due to my early Christmas shopping", Prisoner replied.

"There is no fault doing that, It is so unfair", judge shouted. "Let me know how early were you doing this shopping?"

"Sir unfortunately I did this before the store opened."

Divorce Case

Oneday woman needs to get divorce from his husband and she filed a divorce case. Finally advocate decided to finish this like this:

 Advocate: Ok. I have considered all the evidences and finally I decided to give her 500$ per month as a beneficiary. Do you have anything to tell regarding this final decision? Advocate asked from man. 

Testifying

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"


The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."