Showing posts with label twist stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twist stories. Show all posts

Funny stories 19 - College Rules for freshers at Dorm

College punishment

Positive thinking of fresh college students


you all may have experience of freshers day either in college or university. Normally, what our teachers do, they explain the rules and regulations of the college and guideline that you need to obey during your stay.
This funny college story narrates a conversation or college meeting done by a teacher for fresh students.

The teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girl's dorm room after nine o'clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine. If you get caught twice, you get a hundred dollar fine. If you get caught three times, you get a two hundred-fifty dollar fine and suspension for a week at the least." So a boy raises his hand and asks, "How much for a yearly pass?"

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Funny stories 18 - How to eat homemade Sandwiches in a restaurant

Funny lawyer story
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, 
the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' 
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

I hope you enjoy this story and get the point. There are many similar humorous stories like this and please check the next story. 

Funny stories 14: Catholic Dog (Funny short stories with a twist)

Dog funny storyMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for your puppy."

Funny Stories 05 - Ghost Story - The Genie

A nice ghost story of sailors who sail over the world. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were traveling in a boat from France to
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Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. 


There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. No boat came to rescue
them. They were very unhappy.


“We will have to live here forever.” said the Englishman.
“ We will have to eat bananas every day.” said the German.
“We will never see our families again.” said the Frenchman.


One day, while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out
came a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was inside for
500 years! Now I am free. I will give you each one wish.”


The German said, “I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage
and singing songs in the stadium.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The German was back in Germany.
The Frenchman said, “I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating
cheese, drinking wine.”


“POOF”, “Your wish is granted,” said the genie. The Frenchman was back in France.
The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, “Hurry up! I want to enjoy my
freedom.”


The Englishman thought for a moment and said, “I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back
my two friends?”
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Funny Stories 04 - American Architect

Sure you would like this funny story as well like my other stories.
One Sunday, an architect visited Seoul, Korea. He was there for a conference but had all
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Sunday to explore the city. He decided to take a taxi around the city and see lots of sites.
He paid the taxi driver $100 and said, “Take me around Seoul and show me all the sites”
The taxi driver was very happy for the business and started driving. Immediately, they saw a
big, beautiful palace.


The architect said in a loud voice (for he was from Texas). “What is the building?”
The taxi driver said, “That is Gyeongbokgung. It took almost 20 years to build!


“Ah, that’s nothing” replied the American. “We could build that in a year in America.


The driver continued driving. Suddenly the Texan saw a large domed building. He asked,
“What building is that?” The taxi driver said, “That is the National Assembly, it is the largest
in Asia.”


The architect replied, “Ah, that’s nothing. Back home, we could build that in a few weeks!”


The taxi driver continued driving. They passed a very high, gold building that shimmered
in the sun. The architect jumped up in his seat and screamed, “Oh my god! What building is
that?”


The taxi driver looked back at him and shook his head.
He said, 

“I DON’T KNOW. IT WASN’T THERE THIS MORNING!”

So, We will meet again with a nice and fruitful funny story next time.Next Story